yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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