Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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