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so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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