So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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