literally had 100 drinks last night.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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