You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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