what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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