I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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