well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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