I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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