I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
