It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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