Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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