his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
zippers are such a cool invention
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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