i just google imaged poop.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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