You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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