He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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