She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
he had hair everywhere except his balls
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
