we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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