We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
