May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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