If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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