We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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