She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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