I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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