ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
