Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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