May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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