No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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