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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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