i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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