She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it's great music for shaving your balls
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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