if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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