Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
