I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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