i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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