She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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