they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Randomize
