this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
