I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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