no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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