And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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