HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the condom got lost in my hair
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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