I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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