I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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