dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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