if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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