we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You left your phone here
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