she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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