mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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