Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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